A Tale of Bravery!

[traykor]

Lo, the fair Queen did look outside her castle. The thicket had grown fast and deep around the poor castle, and threatened to choke the garden and create a fire hazard for dragons. Though loyal allies were asked for aide, the other inhabitants of the castle quaked in fear at the terrible thicket. So the fair queen, though recently injured in a carriage accident, undertook to defeat the terrible weeds. She had a magic potion to aide her, but the magic potion's warning label warned that weeds must be less than 6 inches high. So she took her trusty blade, grasshog, and slew the vile thicket. With no help from the rest of the castle.
And then the queen went and beat the kitchen, which was attempting to fall into great decay, back into submission, and did other noble deeds of domestic mastery and greatness (with some help from the princess, who did battle with the dishes).

(today I cut down the waist high backyard, weeded the front garden, planted new herbs, cut the big meat packs into roasts for the freezer, and cleaned the kitchen)

Comments

[azurelunatic]

Metaquoted!